I hate long division

I don't like it because it seems really really long. Anyways, I haven't gotten a chance to understand it yet. I understand how to do it, kind of, but I just don't like doing it out loud, like saying all of the steps. Diviside, Multiply, Subtract, Compare, Bring down. Deadly Missles Smash Cruise Boats (that's my version.)Here's some more...Dad Makes Some Cars Bad (which is not true my Dad is a great mechanic.) Dividing Makes Some Children Bored. Don't make sour cream blue. Don't Mix Snakes and Cats in a Bag. Don't Make Smelly Cotton Boots. Drive Mike to the Smelly Country Barn. Ducktape Makes Some Children Better. Drive My Small Compact Boat.